You are NOT going to believe this…

We all make mistakes. It’s a fundamental part of life. A friend told me this and instead of being supportive, well I just laughed. I laughed and if I hadn’t just gone I am sure I would have peed myself.

Now this girl, who henceforth shall be called “Kate”, was on an infamous backpacker night out. Harmless enough right? She then met “this guy”. He was smart, funny and more importantly (we all know women are just as shallow as men) he was hot. They danced the night away, having a great time when Kate decided enough was enough. She wanted to take him back.

Kate told the guy she wanted to leave and said to wait as she was going to go the toilets. Minutes later she came back. Lust filling her, she kissed him, had one last dance and then dragged him out the club.

We all know what happened next…

*Insert telephone hold music here*

The next morning Kate wakes up when her phone vibrates. She has just received a text message.

“Sorry I left the club while you were in the toilet. I wasn’t feeling well. Hope you had a great night anyway.”


  • Nathan - As We Travel

    December 1, 2010

    bwahahahaha oh dude that is bad! :p

  • AudreyDez

    December 1, 2010

    good morning? hahaha

  • Dylan

    December 1, 2010

    Stellar FailBlog material

  • Ali

    December 7, 2010

    OMG that is hilarious! She must’ve freaked out when she realized. She also must’ve been wasted!

  • Australia immigration

    December 7, 2010

    Ha, that’s definitely something. I wonder how the girl felt when she found out that the guy she made out with isn’t the one she liked.

  • Lindsay aka @_thetraveller_

    December 23, 2010

    BAHAHAHHAHA… that is AMAZING and sounds slightly familiar!

  • crazy sexy fun traveler

    December 27, 2010

    hahaha good story 😀 this is one of the reasons why i dont drink alcohol 😀

  • Elle

    January 23, 2011

    lmao, this is one of the many reasons I decided to give up drinking!

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