01 Dec You are NOT going to believe this…
We all make mistakes. It’s a fundamental part of life. A friend told me this and instead of being supportive, well I just laughed. I laughed and if I hadn’t just gone I am sure I would have peed myself.
Now this girl, who henceforth shall be called “Kate”, was on an infamous backpacker night out. Harmless enough right? She then met “this guy”. He was smart, funny and more importantly (we all know women are just as shallow as men) he was hot. They danced the night away, having a great time when Kate decided enough was enough. She wanted to take him back.
Kate told the guy she wanted to leave and said to wait as she was going to go the toilets. Minutes later she came back. Lust filling her, she kissed him, had one last dance and then dragged him out the club.
We all know what happened next…
*Insert telephone hold music here*
The next morning Kate wakes up when her phone vibrates. She has just received a text message.
“Sorry I left the club while you were in the toilet. I wasn’t feeling well. Hope you had a great night anyway.”