You are NOT going to believe this…

We all make mistakes. It’s a fundamental part of life. A friend told me this and instead of being supportive, well I just laughed. I laughed and if I hadn’t just gone I am sure I would have peed myself.

Now this girl, who henceforth shall be called “Kate”, was on an infamous backpacker night out. Harmless enough right? She then met “this guy”. He was smart, funny and more importantly (we all know women are just as shallow as men) he was hot. They danced the night away, having a great time when Kate decided enough was enough. She wanted to take him back.

Kate told the guy she wanted to leave and said to wait as she was going to go the toilets. Minutes later she came back. Lust filling her, she kissed him, had one last dance and then dragged him out the club.

We all know what happened next…

*Insert telephone hold music here*

The next morning Kate wakes up when her phone vibrates. She has just received a text message.

“Sorry I left the club while you were in the toilet. I wasn’t feeling well. Hope you had a great night anyway.”

8 Comments
  • Nathan - As We Travel
    Posted at 08:44h, 01 December

    bwahahahaha oh dude that is bad! :p

  • AudreyDez
    Posted at 12:47h, 01 December

    good morning? hahaha

  • Dylan
    Posted at 20:33h, 01 December

    Stellar FailBlog material

  • Ali
    Posted at 01:02h, 07 December

    OMG that is hilarious! She must’ve freaked out when she realized. She also must’ve been wasted!

  • Australia immigration
    Posted at 03:25h, 07 December

    Ha, that’s definitely something. I wonder how the girl felt when she found out that the guy she made out with isn’t the one she liked.

  • Lindsay aka @_thetraveller_
    Posted at 22:42h, 23 December

    BAHAHAHHAHA… that is AMAZING and sounds slightly familiar!

  • crazy sexy fun traveler
    Posted at 20:46h, 27 December

    hahaha good story 😀 this is one of the reasons why i dont drink alcohol 😀

  • Elle
    Posted at 02:15h, 23 January

    lmao, this is one of the many reasons I decided to give up drinking!

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