How to successfully pack your backpack

This will all fit in a Berghaus Jalan 60 + 15 and is of course all the travel essentials that you’ll need.

– Engrish Dictionary x 1
– Extra Small Superman Y-Front x 2
– Sense of Adventure x 5
– Furry Dice x 1
– Playing Cards x 1 (Remove Aces to hide up sleeves during high stakes poker)
– Sleeves
– One lucky friend selected at random (must be small)
– The ability to talk louder and more slowly to locals who don’t understand you.
– Dignity (to be lost repeatedly)
– Teddy Bear x 1
– Condoms x 6 (One with holes in to play Russian roulette)
– Credit Card (Must not be your own to avoid debts)
– Ability to charm local aussie hunk/beauty to gain citizenship
– George Foreman Grill (The Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine variety)
– Caddy to carry backpack for you
– Banana Hammock x 3
– Sense of humour (can be picked up while you are out there)
– STI’s (can also be picked up while you are out there)
– Alton Towers Map (In case you get lost in Malaysia; I’ve heard it’s very similar)

And on a less serious note…

– Silk Sleeping Bag Liner

*List Ends*

Anything I missed?

 

 

3 Comments

  • fowler

    August 29, 2009

    Amar, have you considered taking an English dictionary, or do you think and Engrish one will be sufficient?

  • Gap Year Escape

    August 29, 2009

    Mr Fowler, I have it on quite good authority that they speak perfect Engrish.

  • Elle

    January 8, 2011

    Wow… awesome hahaha

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