This will all fit in a Berghaus Jalan 60 + 15
- Engrish Dictionary x 1
- Extra Small Superman Y-Front x 2
- Sense of Adventure x 5
- Furry Dice x 1
- Playing Cards x 1 (Remove Aces to hide up sleeves during high stakes poker)
- Sleeves
- One lucky friend selected at random (must be small)
- The ability to talk louder and more slowly to locals who don’t understand you.
- Dignity (to be lost repeatedly)
- Teddy Bear x 1
- Condoms x 6 (One with holes in to play Russian roulette)
- Credit Card (Must not be your own to avoid debts)
- Ability to charm local aussie hunk/beauty to gain citizenship
- George Foreman Grill (The Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine variety)
- Caddy to carry backpack for you
- Banana Hammock x 3
- Sense of humour (can be picked up while you are out there)
- STI’s (can also be picked up while you are out there)
- Alton Towers Map (In case you get lost in Malaysia; I’ve heard it’s very similar)
And on a less serious note…
- Silk Sleeping Bag Liner
*List Ends*
Anything I missed?
Amar, have you considered taking an English dictionary, or do you think and Engrish one will be sufficient?
Mr Fowler, I have it on quite good authority that they speak perfect Engrish.
Wow… awesome hahaha